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by crunches do you mean “crunching the bones of your enemies beneath your feet”?
Kind of. Probably more “the noses of my enemies beneath my fist”, though?
At least if you do, you will truly have earned your Tumblr username.
It’s true! Maybe I’ll kill a first year. No one’s going to miss them, it’s a good warning to the others, and if they’re not wary enough of me to be expecting it by now they probably deserve it at least a little bit…
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despite wanting to pass out, I also have an inexplicable urge to do crunches.
jesus christ, brain. sort your shit.
Also, it will be some kind of miracle if I make it through this week without murdering anyone.
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today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in the elevator
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You know the trope in horror films of someone waking up and there’s a face staring at them? That’s a thing in horror movies, right?
What if instead of screaming at the ghost or whatever they just punched it in the face as it grinned demonically
And instead of a horrific chase sequence ensuing the spook just screams “OW, DUDE, WHAT THE HECK” and rolls around on the floor for several minutes
Cut to end credits
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I’m finishing sending these e-mails and then I’m going to bed. I’m irrationally angry with everything that’s making a sound tonight. I think I’m getting too tired and that’s where the hypersensitivity to noise is coming from? I don’t know. But it’s better to go to bed than to snap at my mother. Even though I can hear her eating from OVER THE TOP OF MY MUSIC AND THROUGH MY HEADPHONES.
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^^^^ I am laughing far harder than appropriate.
Mine was Demacrex.
I also can’t stop laughing.
I’m the Mind Controller. I approve.
You guys suck. WELL YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS GREG?
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I am seriously going to break the boy’s jaw if he doesn’t stop clacking barley sugars against his teeth/biting them/chewing them/smacking his lips.
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What’s your renegade Time Lord Name?
Tau The Seer
Iggy Marauder: Omicrex
Iggy: Demacrex
Chinah Pond: The Liberator
Chinah: Lord Octosi
Omg I can’t pick?
The Seer
The Cartwheeler
^^^^ I am laughing far harder than appropriate.
Mine was Demacrex.
I also can’t stop laughing.
I’m the Mind Controller. I approve.
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There seems to be something inherently ridiculous about Orlando Bloom’s voice in this film, but I can’t put my finger on what it is. Also, would it kill this kid to not be consuming something for one moment? The point of them is more so that you don’t pass out.
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